Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder: Can a Lambo get a dork laid?

It was a very hard fight with ourself if we really want to show you this bad article from MPH about the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder.
Why do we publish it? Because it's worth to see that a dork barely can't get a girl, even with this great car. My trust in girls is back again! Good job, ladies. Well done!

While it's hard to imagine anything nerdier than an automotive journalist trolling the streets of Miami's South Beach in a $195,000 Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder that most certainly does not belong to him, attempting to lure impressionable young bodies into the passenger seat for a one-night tryst, we can. Thus, we obtain a short-sleeved dress shirt, flood pants, and some big old dweeby glasses (fortunately, the slick, greasy hair came with). While it's a little disconcerting that getting into our undercover "nerd" gear only takes about three rudimentary motions, there remains no shame in this game. We choose Miami as an ideal location—there sure as hell couldn't be a lot of d-bags driving exotic cars there, right? We are sure to stick out like a swollen Nintendo thumb.

Then there is the issue of the car. Not to say there aren't any other options, but a brand-nuovo drop-top Lambo seems like a no-brainer. Ultimately ostentatious, with mind-boggling performance and an exhaust note that could serve as a soundtrack to a silverback gorilla's mating ritual—let alone our very own vehemently disappointing three-minute one—the 2007 Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder is our natural selection. Furthermore it doesn't have a back seat, so no fat, rooster-blocking hangers-on can come along for the ride. The final piece of the puzzle, indeed, the holy grail of this quest—a lady— remains the most crucial element to enable this auto-erotic experiment, nay, this self-sacrificing service to mankind.