When Satan is going to have some friends over and needs to go shopping, he grabs the keys to the Audi RS6 Avant. Why? Because it’s a station wagon — and it will only come as a wagon to begin with — that costs more than 101,000 euros, which is nothing short of hellish. It also has 580 HP, though some claim that’s a bit of false modesty and the car actually has 600 HP. Then there are the ceramic brakes riding massive rotors, the perfect cure for The Nefarious One’s hot foot. Inside, curvaceous buckets taper upward to curved horns for headrests. And finally, while it has a face and a mien that many people could love, it takes a demon — speed or otherwise — to truly appreciate.
Inside is stitched leather and carbon fiber and alcantara for days. The car only comes as a tiptronic, but it’s been recalibrated for very short shift times.